The Most Beautiful Creepy Email I’ve Ever Received

I get creepy predator emails from (presumably) men every few weeks. I know we all do. At first they creeped me out entirely, then they became amusingly distasteful. So it goes. But today I received this email that was simply poetic in its own broken way, and I loved it. Here it is:

From one Edward J. B.:

Good gracious God, What a beautiful daughter of nature. Ann do you know that your eyes speak to me of fate, and in them is more beauty than I could ever find. My queen, may your smile attracts more of God blessings and your heart desires to you before the year ends. whats the secret behind your beauty my queen?

I normally wouldn’t say this, but I kind of hope that you’re on this guy’s email hit list too, so you can enjoy the lovely missive. Or, I hope your next creepy emailer is as facile with words as this one.

I say enjoy all the little gifts that life brings your way, no matter how perverse.

7 thoughts on “The Most Beautiful Creepy Email I’ve Ever Received

  • January 29, 2016 at 6:59 pm
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    Um, that’s ok—-if I’m not on his hit list.

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    • January 29, 2016 at 11:25 pm
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      Well, yeah… of course. I promise I did not forward your address to him!

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  • January 31, 2016 at 9:07 am
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    Creepy for sure. Glad you turned it into lemonade!!!:)

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    • February 5, 2016 at 6:49 pm
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      Yes, I did enjoy the beauty of it… sad and misguided though it may be.

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    • February 5, 2016 at 6:48 pm
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      Yeah – too bad his poetic nature isn’t directed honestly at someone. How marvelous could that be?

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